An awkward situation.

I'm in the process of clearing my old blog and moving anything of mild interest into this one space.

October 7th, 2006.

Current mood:contemplative

This afternoon, i got into a lift at my university to travel down the 8 flights of stairs i'm too lazy to bother even considering walking down. Behind me, my teacher for the lesson i have just got out of, gets onto the lift.

The doors slide shut and my teacher who must be in her late 50's says, "I like the opacity of your nail varnish". I say, a little embarrassed as it is chipped to fuck and looks bad, "Thanks". My teacher then said, "I've always thought there is something very sexy about chipped toe nail varnish". I reply, "I'm not sure about toes being sexy at all". She then says "Well there is definitely something sexy about chipped finger nail varnish. It's very little girlish. Have you ever worn a little brownie guide dress for Halloween? Then men go crazy for it. Do they go crazy for your chipped nails?". I have only one word for this "No." She then tells me, again, "Chipped nail polish is very sexy, it's almost paedophilic." She laughs. I laugh, i'm not really amused. We get to the ground floor and exit the lift without a goodbye.