It's So BIG It's Fluorescent

I'm in the process of clearing my old blog and moving anything of mild interest into this one space.

May 29th, 2006.

Current mood:bouncy

No, M.O.T.O weren't singing about my big zit of 2006 but they may as well have been. One of my first "blogs" ever was about 2004s once a year zit. No, I'm not blessed with the skin of a peach, but assholes as big as the fucking bitch that has been in the middle of my right cheek for nearly a week only really show their face once a year, and now my friends, is that special time.

Now this isn't a normal spot - no enjoyable white head to grapple with that upon it's momentous and satisfying pop marks the death of the facial imposer. This is something living off me under the skin. How i have spent, err, too much time actually, trying to pop this thing and picking at it trying to find the source of this fucker. What do i get?! Some blood, some swelling just to accentuate it further (if that is possible), a big really cute scab the next day but any nasty ass goo/spot puss (you get the picture)? NO!

I'm beginning to doubt the identity of this thing. Could i have acquired some form of parasite? Could this be my long lost unformed twin kicking up a stink?! (i watched a documentary about a kid who got his deformed twin brother caught up in his embryo in his mom's womb and it stayed in his belly as a huge lump until he was 6 and then they cut it out, i watched this nearly 2 years ago, it's kind of haunted me...) And this last one is my favourite form of denial - "it's a bite". Whatever it is, i hope it fucks off SOON. I have a wedding to go to on Sunday and the zit is not invited.