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I'm in the process of clearing my old blog and moving anything of mild interest all into this one space.

June 15th, 2008.

Current mood:nostalgic

There was this one time me and my pals got wasted on "turbo shandy". We vomited ourselves to a stupor in the bathroom after consuming excessive amounts of that vile concoction. My friend pulled my face out of a sink full of my own puke, i remember feeling it on my cheeks for a second and then her yanking my head via my hair so i didn't choke in it. We both laughed and i then carried on vomiting. I washed my face and had started chewing gum, you know, to disguise the puke breath, then i picked up a hoodie from the merch booth and put it on and walked off without paying. Understandably the merch dood got pissed. We got into a discussion, i was so wasted and cold i believed i was just entitled to this hoodie. He didn't, as we talked my vomit gum fell in his pint, I took the hoodie off and walked away ashamed. I went home and pissed myself. Hello boys! (BTW this was in 2001, not last week.)

The other day i thought about the fact that everyones hand you ever shake has touched his/her genitals that day and therefore it is like you have touched them too. And they have touched yours.