August 25th, 2007.
Current mood:
Dr. 90210 - People are fucking dumb. I'm having something to eat, channel hopping and i come across Dr. 90210. It appears to be some sort of genitalia based episode as 1 woman gets her vagina lips reduced and some major douche gets a HPV wart shaved off his dick. I used to strangely think Dr. Rey was ok looking, not great but ok on the eye. That was 3 years ago though, before all the gay flowery shirts and too much surgery, his crows feet curl up towards his eyebrows, weird. Anyway, the dumbass getting her vag fixed asked if her labia was so long (7cm fyi) because she had had a very active sex life. What the fuck was the logic behind that theory? Some people are just really stupid. Then el HPV douche gives the background to his life style. He moved to L.A. to be an actor, pfffrt haha!! Anyway then he bought shares in bars and clubs so now basically he spends his time abusing his position as a club owner, getting sluts drunk and fucking them. He was not even remotely hot, quite the opposite. The total opposite. He goes to the plastic surgeons office (instead of the clinic?!...????) to get his wart removed and the surgeon tells him to practice safe sex, his reply was "hey, after 10 drinks i don't make any decisions!".
The Hills - Oh yes! It's back!! Here is my brief character synopsis.
Lauren - Ok, ok. I still stand by that this girl does have a personality, somewhere. She is getting way better around the cameras and i do like her. I like that she is out there on her own with her fat bank balance trying to get on with her life, she has ditched the ass and i hope she does well, ooh why am i so into the Hills?
Audrina - This girls tooth color frightens me, especially against her tan. I don't think teeth are that white when they actually grow in your mouth. There are hints of personality, hints, though generally she seems really dumb and spacey, but once again, i accredit that to being awkward and camera shy. They really need to get over that, being "reality" TV stars and all.
Heidi - This girl is a moron. I get the feeling she will look back, upon her events with her former best friend and be completely regretful of how she has alienated herself. It's kind of sad really, but oh well! Who gives a shit!
Spencer - Bluergh!!! Vomit! He looks like the main sleaze from an 80s teen flick, his hair and face alone make me want to beat him up, hehe. He is a horrible, manipulative, spoiled shit who would really benefit from being told no. And getting beaten up, is that wrong for me to feel that way about someone i don't know?! (yes)
Justin Bobby - Did Russell Crowe and the Geico caveman have a lovechild? Another douche, are there any boys in this show that aren't assholes?
In other news, I went to the zoo this week. It was thoroughly depressing, everyone there was either a child or in an overly affectionate couple. I felt as if i must've looked like a cross between a kiddy fiddler and just general creepy perv. Unintentionally watching couples making out, surrounded by kids and animals. Alone in a zoo, who knew that would suck so much?! Also the TV show Peepshow just rules. I watched season 4 on You Tube as it aired while i was out here in the US and i just love it. Apparently Spike TV is gonna remake it for American audiences, boo.
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