Saturday, October 15, 2011

So totally fucked up

I'm in the process of clearing my old blog and moving anything of mild interest all into this one space.

February 21st, 2008.

Current mood:nauseated

I'm watching this TLC thing (yes, i told you it was fucked up) about a man who grows tree like things out of his hands and feet and the rest of his body is kinda warty, or in fact completely warty. Google "half man half tree" if you want a real feast for the eyes. I wonder if his wang is like a big gnarled tree trunk? How does he pee or wipe his arse? I don't like to be insensitive, and i am not a fan of what is called "car crash TV" oh and nothing annoys me more, well maybe genocide or something like that, than rubber neckers at, i don't know, a potentially dead crackwhore lying on the street or comatose bum, but this shit, it's so completely gross, i want to look away so bad but i just can't. Also i am watching it with the sound down as my roommate is asleep so i am not entirely sure what is really even going on. Now they're just showing various wart covered individuals. Sigh. Eww, they're hacking a whole hand full of crispy warts off this one dude. Well, at least this does completely put me off fried chicken. Gross out.

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