Tight pants.

I'm in the process of clearing my old blog and moving anything of mild interest into this one space.

June 4th, 2007.

Current mood:confused

I like tight pants, and when i say tight, i mean a snug fit. Not something i break a sweat trying to wrestle on.

I used to have a really nicely fitting pair of jeans from Topshop, waist 32" length 30". 32" waist. I wore them until the crotch busted. I fucking busted the crotch open, embarrassing. Also, this blowout occurred on a plane. I loved these jeans, i didn't want to begin to come to terms with their death. Like how some people patch their jacket elbows, i took a patch to the beloved crotch of those jeans. And for a few days i really thought the jeans had been reborn. Hallelujah, etc! Then, as i climbed out of my friends Beetle i felt an undeniable rupture then breeze which caused the denim to be permanently retired to the fabric bag avec failed patch.

So, you can imagine how happy i was upon going to Topshop while back here in England to see that they had the same style. I was even gonna get them in black this time too! I picked up a 32" 30" and thought i'd go and try them on just as i was trying on a bunch of other stuff. I began to put them on and i had a bit of a shock, they were stuck at my calves. My fucking calves?! But my legs are usually not a problem area?! Not wanting to admit defeat i started to wrench them up, wriggling the fabric over my now seemingly enormous calves. I get to my knee, phew! They fit my knee's at least! I go for the pull up over the thigh and shit, they're stuck again. I'm all about a tight little number, but these pair, they're just taking the piss. I can't get the crotch of the jeans to meet my actual flesh crotch they are that tight, but oddly the arse area (even thought it is a few inches lower than it should be) is rather loose, too big. I couldn't have gone up a size as the top would have been too big and the leg probably would still have been spray on at the very best. Does a woman with such a difference in arse and leg size really exist?!

So anyway, now i am relying on one pair i really like. I can see the knees, going a little fluffy, as if they are threatening to rip and go all cheesy rock bitch on me. So where should i get some new denim from ladies? And Crystal if you read this, remember the mom jeans?!!