Saturday, October 15, 2011

No, booze, 'til TX

I'm in the process of clearing my old blog and moving anything of mild interest into this one space.

January 30th, 2007.

Current mood:groggy

Approximately 3 weeks ago i went to "90s Nite" at the Barfly in Birmingham. As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, the state i got myself into really took the piss (see fig.1).

worse for wear
Fig.1

I have no recollection of the night, at all, (though unfortunately my friend helped piece it together with some pretty disgusting photo's) apart from when i got home. I was stood holding my laptop, and as i was unable to actually stand the floor began to get closer to my face and because of the laptop i couldn't put my arms down to brace the fall so i eat some major shit and fell on the left side of my chin. (accidently erased my pics of the chin, but it wasn't cute). The bruising lasted a good 10 days but then disappeared quickly after i began constantly rubbing witch hazel on it but the lump still remains.

My mom (yes to make things even worse i was my parents house) came into my bedroom around 8am the next morning and asked me if i was ok as apparently the sofa in the lounge had moved and i had knocked the lampshade so it was crooked and had shouted to my dad the night before when i got home that i couldn't find the dog. (who was sleeping in the room i was in - he is a big old golden retriever) Thank fuck i made it to the bedroom as i was only wearing knickers (?).

I swore then that i was going to seriously lay off the booze this year. That was 3 weeks ago and i have a pretty awful confession. Apart from this last week when i have been post Vegas sick i only spent 4 days without a drink since that time. What with visiting friends back home, birthdays, shows and Las Vegas, it's been a hard time for the liver.

I was all pleased with myself for laying low though until last night when i went to my friends birthday party. There was a pretty endless supply of booze, and well, i over indulged. All was fine, i danced with people i had only just met to Prince sat by a nice log fire and was pretty dandy until i left and got in the taxi to go home to pass out in my bed. Then i realised my stupid drunk ass had left my phone in the taxi.

I've tried to get it back today, and will keep calling the lost property sections of a few city cab firms (yes, so drunk - again - that i didn't even know which firm the cab that got me home was part of) but when i called Cingular to suspend my account they informed me if i want to replace my old phone it will be a delightful $249.

Fuck you booze, see you tomorrow!

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